CON­FES­SIONS AND WORST DATES EVER (

COSMO READ­ERS RE­VEAL THEIR MOST EM­BAR­RASS­ING, RIDICU­LOUS, WHAT-WASI-THINK­ING MO­MENTS

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1 ‘The morn­ing af­ter a night of club­bing, my boyfriend was drop­ping me off at home. But then he re­mem­bered he had an ap­point­ment at his car deal­er­ship, and he was late. He turned around and sped there. I had makeup smeared all over my face and was still in my clothes from the night be­fore – a mini-dress and heels. He told me to take off my heels so it would look less like a walk of shame. I put my shoes in a plas­tic bag and sat in the lobby bare­foot. The man­ager came over and said, “Looks like you two had a late night.” Then he said to my BF, “Where did you pick up this gem?” I was so em­bar­rassed.’ – PAIGE, 20

2 ‘A new guy I met took me back to his beau­ti­ful lux­ury apart­ment. I to­tally fell for it, and he charmed the pants right off me. He pushed me up against the wall, then spun me around onto his bed. My head missed the pil­low and landed with a thud on the air con­di­tioner on the wall. I got a throb­bing headache that was so bad I went to the emer­gency room. Turns out I gave my­self a con­cus­sion.’ – GABRIELLE, 30

3 ‘I was at Bunnings one day with my new boyfriend buy­ing wood pan­els. I asked one of the em­ploy­ees who was cut­ting the wood what the to­tal cost would be, and he said, “For you guys, free… since you’re hav­ing a baby.” So I guess I looked like I was preg­nant? Diet was not go­ing well, ap­par­ently.’ – ME­GAN, 21

4 ’EARLY IN MY MAR­RIAGE, I BE­GAN EX­PER­I­MENT­ING WITH TOYS WITH MY HUS­BAND. I BOUGHT SOME BEN WA BALLS AND IN­SERTED THEM. I CAN’T RE­MEM­BER WHO UN­EX­PECT­EDLY SHOWED UP AT OUR DOOR THAT NIGHT, BUT I DO RE­MEM­BER HOW ONE OF THOSE BALLS ROLLED OUT ONTO THE CAR­PET FROM THE LEG OF MY SHORTS.’ – JULIE, 30

8 ‘I have a blog, and when I shoot my con­tent, I take pics of more than one look at a time, which some­times means chang­ing in the car. One time, af­ter making sure no one was around, I be­gan to take off all my clothes. Turns out, there were men on the roof of a build­ing nearby do­ing con­struc­tion. They caught the whole show. I had nowhere to hide!’ – NATALIA, 27

We know you have con­fes­sions to share… email the dirty de­tails to cos­mo­con­fes­sions@bauer-me­dia.com.au.

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