CONFESSIONS AND WORST DATES EVER (
COSMO READERS REVEAL THEIR MOST EMBARRASSING, RIDICULOUS, WHAT-WASI-THINKING MOMENTS
1 ‘The morning after a night of clubbing, my boyfriend was dropping me off at home. But then he remembered he had an appointment at his car dealership, and he was late. He turned around and sped there. I had makeup smeared all over my face and was still in my clothes from the night before – a mini-dress and heels. He told me to take off my heels so it would look less like a walk of shame. I put my shoes in a plastic bag and sat in the lobby barefoot. The manager came over and said, “Looks like you two had a late night.” Then he said to my BF, “Where did you pick up this gem?” I was so embarrassed.’ – PAIGE, 20
2 ‘A new guy I met took me back to his beautiful luxury apartment. I totally fell for it, and he charmed the pants right off me. He pushed me up against the wall, then spun me around onto his bed. My head missed the pillow and landed with a thud on the air conditioner on the wall. I got a throbbing headache that was so bad I went to the emergency room. Turns out I gave myself a concussion.’ – GABRIELLE, 30
3 ‘I was at Bunnings one day with my new boyfriend buying wood panels. I asked one of the employees who was cutting the wood what the total cost would be, and he said, “For you guys, free… since you’re having a baby.” So I guess I looked like I was pregnant? Diet was not going well, apparently.’ – MEGAN, 21
4 ’EARLY IN MY MARRIAGE, I BEGAN EXPERIMENTING WITH TOYS WITH MY HUSBAND. I BOUGHT SOME BEN WA BALLS AND INSERTED THEM. I CAN’T REMEMBER WHO UNEXPECTEDLY SHOWED UP AT OUR DOOR THAT NIGHT, BUT I DO REMEMBER HOW ONE OF THOSE BALLS ROLLED OUT ONTO THE CARPET FROM THE LEG OF MY SHORTS.’ – JULIE, 30
8 ‘I have a blog, and when I shoot my content, I take pics of more than one look at a time, which sometimes means changing in the car. One time, after making sure no one was around, I began to take off all my clothes. Turns out, there were men on the roof of a building nearby doing construction. They caught the whole show. I had nowhere to hide!’ – NATALIA, 27
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