GHOST NO MORE!

COSMO’S GHOSTBUSTING CONT RACT

Cosmopolitan (Australia) - - Sex & Relationships -

FROM THIS DAY FORTH, I, _____, pledge to leave no cor­re­spon­dence in­com­plete – even if my heart and vagina have shut out the sender like a steel trap. Through iOS up­dates and the evo­lu­tion of the F-boy species, I will re­spond to ev­ery text, if only to say, “We’re not the best match.” If the typ­ing isn’t easy,

I’ll re­mind my­self that al­though clo­sure can be tricky, in re­fus­ing to vir­tu­ally dis­ap­pear off the face of a per­son’s phone, I’m do­ing my part to make the dig­i­tal world a less sav­age place to date.

SIGNED, _____ (A VERYMUCH-ALIVE HU­MAN AND RE­FORMED FLAKE).

GUILTY OF GO­ING MIA? BOO TO YOU!

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