‘I was wandering the streets and trying to walk off the hangover from hell, when I spotted a gorgeous little dog outside a charity shop.
Besotted, I bent down to give it some affection. I must have still been drunk, because as I got closer, it became clear it was actually an artificial Dogs Trust dummy.’
‘I went to a job interview at the seediest pub ever and the entrance was flooded. Freaked out, I rushed through the interview. As I left, I turned to wave to the boss and fell up to my waist in the gross water.’
– KATE, 25
‘Feeling hungry during a night out, I walked across the road for some chicken. I didn’t look before crossing and a car swerved into me,
catapulting me through the air. I stood up unscathed, but the shock of it had the street in hysterics. Not sure what was more dented, the car or my ego.’ – CATHERINE, 21
‘I was doing a presentation at work, and some of the higher-ups were in the meeting.
My computer was hooked up to the screen, but I’d forgotten to turn off my text previews. Of course, that was the moment my man decided to send me a nude! He appeared on the huge screen naked, holding his dick. We all pretended it didn’t happen, but I was totally humiliated.’ – KATE, 27
‘I got a training bra at 10. I forgot to put it on one day when we were doing the school musical. I had to do a handstand while someone held my feet, but when I did, my shirt flew down. I screamed, “Let me go!” but the girl holding me couldn’t hear me because they were all singing and playing music loudly. I was mortified!’
– JADE TAILOR, THE MAGICIANS