When they’re this bad, all you can do is laugh about it!
‘I was on top while having sex with this guy at his house. I was really feeling myself, I guess a little too much. I rocked back and somehow lost control of my entire body and fell off the bed. So there I was, twisted, naked limbs all over the place.
And I look up, and the dude is holding his crotch in agony! He goes, ‘I think you broke my penis.’ I got him a package of frozen peas to put on it. I didn’t know what else to do! And I said, ‘Get it? Peas for your peanis,’ to lighten the mood. It didn’t work.’ – DEE, 25
‘My summer fling and I decided to take a canoe out on a lake and hook up one night. Everything was going as planned until we got too into it
and the canoe flipped over! It was hilarious, but we didn’t try any spontaneous sex after that.’ – SARAH, 31
‘I tried having sex on the beach once. It was so messy, and there was sand everywhere.
The sand was so hot that it was burning my skin, my boyfriend was sweaty as hell, and it was very, very difficult!’ – ELLA, 21
‘I was on vacation at a resort with my then-boyfriend and his family. We got a room of our own, and it had a private balcony. We decided to get busy out there, thinking that no one would see... it was private, right?
Anyway, I was leaning over the railing, and we were doing it doggiestyle, and all of a sudden, we heard someone gasp. The maid had come out on the balcony to clean up, and we didn’t hear her! I wanted to die.’ – MICHELLE, 23
‘I was at my boyfriend’s house which overlooks a lake, and has an outdoor shower. His family was on the deck, so we decided to sneak away for some shower fun. We were full throttle, water pouring down us, and his little cousin peeked around the corner and screamed, ‘Why are you guys naked and hugging?!’ I was mortified.’ – NICOLE, 25