Too funny!

Cosmopolitan (Australia) - - Yeah Or Nah -

‘Al­ways up for a chal­lenge, I booked my­self into a taxi­dermy class. But the night be­fore, I got re­ally drunk and my hang­over kicked in while eat­ing lunch next to a half-stuffed dead rat. I threw up in the toi­let, then left.’ – VANESSA, 29

‘I used to be in my school choir, and we’d do dance rou­tines in the in­ter­ludes.

I had good moves, so I was se­lected for the front row. Un­be­known to me, my trousers ripped in the mid­dle of a can­can and my short shorts were re­vealed to ev­ery­one. I spent a lot of time at the back af­ter that.’ – MAT­TEO, 24

‘One night in col­lege, I hooked up with this guy and bor­rowed his jacket.

The next day, he texted me and asked to come pick it up, so I waited at my door. It was dark, but I thought I saw him, so I yelled, “Here’s your jacket!” It turned out to be a ran­dom guy – the boy I’d hooked up with was around three me­tres be­hind him and had seen the whole painful in­ter­ac­tion.’ – CARO­LINE, 21

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