How can I get my man’s jizz to taste better?
A. Tell him to stay away from broccoli, cabbage, and protein powders, all of which can affect his natural flavouring. Instead, whip up this drink from The Penis Book, and have him throw it back one hour before you devour his hot dog. PINEAPPLE EXPRESS
In a bowl or blender, mix 1 cup chopped fresh or canned pineapple, 1 sliced kiwi, and ½ cup blueberries. Blend until smooth, then serve.