MY COUNTRY CHILDHOOD
AUTHOR AND SCREENWRITER BENJAMIN LAW — BEST KNOWN FOR HIS MEMOIR-TURNED-TELEVISION SERIES THE FAMILY LAW — SPENT HIS CHILDHOOD ON QUEENSLAND’S SUNSHINE COAST AVOIDING THE BEACH.
Author and screenwriter Benjamin Law shares his memories of growing up in Queensland’s Sunshine Coast with an aversion to the beach.
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