: h T how would you respond when asked by a guest whether the crew sleep aboard the ship when out at sea?
International concierge Alan Custovic, whose experiences include stints at Carnival and Viking Cruises, has compiled a rather humorous blog on some of the zaniest questions asked.
Some of his favourites include “is the toilet water fresh or salt water?”, “what time does the midnight buffet start?” and “which side of the ship will the water be on?”
And, just when you thought questions couldn’t get any more naïve, there’s this “If the ship sinks, can I have a nonsmoking lifeboat?”
…Seriously? Oh serenity now!