YOU probably won’t be-wee-ve this story...
A man urinating off a bridge in Germany managed to injure four people on a passing boat cruising the River Spree.
The tourist boat was passing under the low-clearance Jannowitz Bridge in Berlin when the man commenced the process of relieving himself.
As the passengers rushed to avoid a “golden shower”, four people hit their heads, all of whom were taken to hospital with head lacerations.
The man has yet to be dealt with, and whether or not he will be, wee are unsure.