Matt Ray indulges in a spot of mountain riding in Les Gets
The Alps’ highest mountain lurks menacingly on a testing day out in the Haute-Savoie
The words pop into my head spontaneously: “Thar she blows!”. The piercingly white upper slopes of Mont Blanc suddenly hove into view on the horizon, as I ride a gentle decline down through green, alpine meadows towards the village of Meiussy.
The air is supernaturally clear, washed over the past 48 hours by a relentless summer deluge. I can see a solitary outrider: the white fluffy cloud sitting just above the hi-definition shoulder of the Alps’ mightiest mountain, while a cool breeze washes over my legs, urging them on. It’s the kind of view you wish you could telepathically beam to your friends, toiling at their home desks. “Ha ha, suckers!” Or is that just me?
It’s certainly a day for ambition and élan, as the mountain sun burns away all recollection of the months I’ve spent slowly devolving into a lowlander. My ride partner today, Amelia Pearson of sport and fitness specialists Buzz Performance, swapped the rain of Tasmania for the sun and snow of the Alps eight years ago, and now she has thrown down the gauntlet, firing up her Strava for what she calls ‘Razzmatazz’: 100km of riding with three cols and more than 2000m of vertical ascent. I tell myself it will be okay. After all, I haven’t been the only one with clipped wings. “We weren’t allowed more than 1km from our homes,” Amelia tells me, of France’s spring lockdown. “So, we started running spin and circuit classes on Facebook. We were doing seven or eight sessions a week!” Damn. I guess this isn’t the time to tell her about my ‘race-fuel’ Haribo habit?
Our 100km route takes in the local hero, Col de la Ramaz at 1619m, but also climbs Col de Jambaz (1027m) and Col de Encrenaz (1427m). The 14km climb through Sommand to Col de la Ramaz is a Tour de France favourite and one that has taken many scalps, including that of one Lance Armstrong who cracked here in 2010, kicking off his precipitous fall.
Boulangerie bike gang
We roll out of the resort town of Les Gets, stuffed to the gills with French bread and jam, weaving between body-armoured mountain bikers on burly downhill rigs, who behave like strangely polite extras from Mad Max. Before we hit the climbs proper, we need to negotiate rush hour in the Alps, riding along the valley floor, which is busy with motorhomes and gangs of bikers.
As the gradient steadily cranks upwards, I’m soon out of the saddle, opening my lungs up
It may not be alpine meadows, but it’s no less French, as we hammer through Saint-Jean d’Alps past a gloriously 1970s sign bearing the legend ‘Boulangerie, Patisserie, Bar’. Imagine Greggs trying to pull off that combo!
Soon enough, we hang a hard left and leave the valley for quieter roads and a little kick up to La Vernaz with its evocatively alpine church. This is the prelude for the first climb of the day, to Col de Jambaz. As the gradient steadily cranks upwards, the heat builds with it and I’m soon out of the saddle, opening my lungs up nicely.
In the clear, washed distance, I notice black, shaded peaks breaking the horizon like the cresting backs of a pod of colossal whales, swimming an ocean of green. “That’s over towards the Col du Colombière,” says Amelia.
The top of Col de Jambaz might be at 1027m, but the gradient rarely gets above 7 per cent and the top is still shrouded with evergreens, making it the perfect warm-up. The 4.5km descent to Megevette is fast and fairly straight, allowing me to refuel while my legs unspool.
We’re heading for Mieussy, the jumping-off point for the climb to Col de la Ramaz, and turn off the main road to thread through some alpine pastures, laced together with villages, as cow bells clang in the distance. It’s here that I first spy Mont Blanc, just at the point that a pleasantly cooling breeze seems to sweep down all the way from its frozen flanks.
Later, as we turn left to drop down into Mieussy, Mont Blanc hoves into view again, framed in the V formed by trees alongside the narrow road. A trick of perspective makes the mountain loom up at us, like a white whale breaching in front of a lonely ship, challenging us to give chase before diving into the sunless depths again. I am beginning to realise that this mountain will come to define my ride…
Cafe legs
Mieussy is a sleepy village on the main drag through the valley, and we pull up at the La Galine cafe, which is right opposite the turning we’ll take to start the 14km climb. The menu seems very proud of the ‘specialities savoyardes’ on offer, but a bellyful of cheese fondue, loaded with excellent white wine, would curdle into a hair-trigger depth charge come kilometre four. So, I opt for a salvo of cafe au lait instead.
But, by the time we get back in the saddle, my legs have decided to behave like they took the cheese and wine smoothie. “Ah, this is often the way,” says a wise-after-the-fact Amelia. “You start the climb with cafe legs!”
As we roll up to the start of the gradient, Amelia points out a thin black line of tarmac on
The descent to Megevette is fast and straight, allowing me to refuel while my legs unspool
Mont Blanc looms up at us, like a white whale breaching in front of a lonely ship, challenging us to give chase before diving into the sunless depths again
the road, at 635m above sea level: “That’s exactly where the Strava segment starts, so you often see people lining up, then attacking.” You can imagine La Galine in a normal July, stuffed to the rafters with race fans. “When the Tour de France comes through here, and you watch them climbing up to Col de la Ramaz, it looks like they are descending – they are just going so fast. You can’t believe it.”
On the off-chance that I am being called out as a tardy Brit – by an Aussie no less – I grit my teeth, chew down some Haribo (Orangina edition, obviously) and follow Amelia up the gradient. Sunlight pours down out of the cobalt sky, bouncing off stands of brilliant green grasses, punctuated with blooms of purple flowers.
We have a few villages to ride through before the climb narrows, steepens and gets its switchbacks on, one of which is simply called Messy. “The rule is that you cannot get messy before Messy!” laughs Amelia.
It is the kind of ascent that draws you into attacking it, and cafe legs become a distant memory as I beat out a high-cadence with my pedals. A background buzz of cicadas suddenly creeps into my awareness, as I push harder into the climb. My focus narrows and the pressure builds.
The cicada cacophony builds into a rolling wall of noise and I smile to myself, imagining an insect horde going crazy, bouncing off each other and cheering me on, like tiny echoes of the fans that line this road for the world’s biggest race. Suddenly, the flashing flanks of Mont Blanc bust up through the horizon, beckoning to us before crashing back down, out of sight. I feel like Captain Ahab, drunk on the chase, and leaning into the wind.
Sooner than I expect, I am getting out of the saddle for a rising hairpin. I realise I’m already breathing pretty heavily and climber’s sweat is popping from my brow and the lunchtime sun beats down on the exposed climb “I think I’ll pin it back a bit here,” I call back to Amelia.
At around 8 per cent, the climb may not start overly steep, but its fluctuating gradient means that you’re constantly challenged to pace yourself intelligently. I bring my heart rate down a couple of notches and my caution soon pays off. “We’ve got a steeper couple of K’s here,” says Amelia as the 10 per cent section begins.
The climb is in the sun all the way to the top, and the cool breeze has given way to waves of heat bouncing off the tarmac. The trees drop away and the landscape opens up to reveal a fin of rock towering above us, like a stone axe