NUTTY NUGGETS! A RAN­DOM SAM­PLING OF @CHER’S TWEETS AND TWEETED RE­SPONSES TO HER 2 MIL­LION TWIT­TER FANS – AND FOES!

DNA Magazine - - SAMPLES -

My Dar­ling Crew Mem­bers, Lovelies PLEASE DONT ASK ME 2 FOL­LOW U. I didn’t un­der­stand Fol­low­ing at 1st. Its a Pain in the ass! PLEASE CHICK­ADEES.

Just saw & Old man with a long white beard EMO­TIONAL, & WRITE @hap­py­waf­fle SORRY,DYS­LEXIA OR TYPE__I KICKS C LETTERS IN2 HY­PER Dif­fer­ently SPACE Than WHEN ppl I GET I Could Die Happy,Feel­ing I Had Ac­com­plished 1GREAT THING,IF SOME­HOW I Could HELP FREE BILLY FROM L.A County ZOO Am BEAT.Been walk­ing on beach 4Foot,Then Work­ing Out.GOD It Hurts. Ther­a­pist says I’m an An­i­mal&Ahead of sched­ule, but I must eat Now.

@hon­ey­glowoman MY RULE....IF I CAN’T PRO­NOUNCE IT.....I DONT EAT IT !

@FrogCWR ?!? Just Cu­ri­ous ... Where Does One Go,To Ex­er­cise their “AR­TER­IES”

@Do­ri­an_WYATT CANT BE­LIEVE Sonny & I Didn’t Sing,”I GOT YOU BABE”ONCE IN THE 70s, STAND­ING UP?! WHO SINGS SIT­TING DOWN? NO1”

@k_love9823 My Days Are SO CRAZY....,I Woke Up This Morn­ing & Prayed To­day Was SUN­DAY,_But ALAS...ITS NOT

@JODIEstead IF AN­I­MALS WERE MEANT 2B IN CAGES...GOD WOULD HAVE SUP­PLIED THEM. WE ARE AN­I­MALS &YET WE’RE ONLY CAGED IF WE COM­MIT A CRIME

@acalthorpe Can’t af­ford #Star­bucks! Isn’t Their Prune Whip,Chi Turkey Leg,Tuna Bris Cake, Quadru­ple (10K Calo­rie)Frappa-Pate/Latte...1200$?

@tDub­sCorner What a FLAM­ING ASS­HOLE YOU ARE! Can’t even get mad! BOY!! They let ANY­THING ON THIS PLANET

@IheartCher­i­lynS Wash Hair in Shower,Af­ter Sham­poo put Con­di­tion on,Sep­a­rate in 2 sec­tions,Stand Un­der Shower W/Big Tooth Comb &Comb it Out

@scotcrab­by­cards Elvis, James Dean, Au­drey Hep­burn & My Mom, Had Ma­jor In­flu­ence on me grow­ing up! I’ve im­per­son­ated Elvis a # of times

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