NUTTY NUGGETS! A RANDOM SAMPLING OF @CHER’S TWEETS AND TWEETED RESPONSES TO HER 2 MILLION TWITTER FANS – AND FOES!

My Darling Crew Members, Lovelies PLEASE DONT ASK ME 2 FOLLOW U. I didn’t understand Following at 1st. Its a Pain in the ass! PLEASE CHICKADEES.

Just saw & Old man with a long white beard EMOTIONAL, & WRITE @happywaffle SORRY,DYSLEXIA OR TYPE__I KICKS C LETTERS IN2 HYPER Differently SPACE Than WHEN ppl I GET I Could Die Happy,Feeling I Had Accomplished 1GREAT THING,IF SOMEHOW I Could HELP FREE BILLY FROM L.A County ZOO Am BEAT.Been walking on beach 4Foot,Then Working Out.GOD It Hurts. Therapist says I’m an Animal&Ahead of schedule, but I must eat Now.

@honeyglowoman MY RULE....IF I CAN’T PRONOUNCE IT.....I DONT EAT IT !

@FrogCWR ?!? Just Curious ... Where Does One Go,To Exercise their “ARTERIES”

@Dorian_WYATT CANT BELIEVE Sonny & I Didn’t Sing,”I GOT YOU BABE”ONCE IN THE 70s, STANDING UP?! WHO SINGS SITTING DOWN? NO1”

@k_love9823 My Days Are SO CRAZY....,I Woke Up This Morning & Prayed Today Was SUNDAY,_But ALAS...ITS NOT

@JODIEstead IF ANIMALS WERE MEANT 2B IN CAGES...GOD WOULD HAVE SUPPLIED THEM. WE ARE ANIMALS &YET WE’RE ONLY CAGED IF WE COMMIT A CRIME

@acalthorpe Can’t afford #Starbucks! Isn’t Their Prune Whip,Chi Turkey Leg,Tuna Bris Cake, Quadruple (10K Calorie)Frappa-Pate/Latte...1200$?

@tDubsCorner What a FLAMING ASSHOLE YOU ARE! Can’t even get mad! BOY!! They let ANYTHING ON THIS PLANET

@IheartCherilynS Wash Hair in Shower,After Shampoo put Condition on,Separate in 2 sections,Stand Under Shower W/Big Tooth Comb &Comb it Out

@scotcrabbycards Elvis, James Dean, Audrey Hepburn & My Mom, Had Major Influence on me growing up! I’ve impersonated Elvis a # of times