THE MAN BAG

Hugh Jackman has a big one. David Beckham’s is small. We speak of the mighty murse – the gentleman’s clutch. According to a recent UK survey, 50 per cent of men now own them. Are they wrong? No. Are they manly? Not especially. If we are what we wear (and by extension carry), what does your bag say about you? According to Telegraph fashion ace Alfred Tong, it speaks volumes, depending on what type of clutch you tote. If it’s a modern executive briefcase, you’re either “Mr Organised” or “Mr Crashing-bore”. But if you favour the messenger bag to transport your wallet, phone and spare undies, you’re a “creative midfielder”.