Gay nerd, gay nerd, Do you exist, Wherefore art thou? Are you a paradox, Hiding in Schrödinger’s box? If I open it will you be dead or alive? Are you at comic-con, Disguised as the Fourth or Tenth Doctor? Will you be bigger on the inside? Are you a fan of Empire or Khan? I don’t mind if you’re at war or on a trek, As long as you want to go space (With me). Are you at the local comic book store, Flicking through back-issues of Justice League Or Sandman? I’d prefer Sandman, but I’ll take either, If you’ll take me. Are you like a bad comic book movie, Poorly cast and disappointing? Or are you the amazing exception, Perfectly cast and… exactly like Robert Downey Jr. Will you be the proof that I have a heart? It seems like such a long path to find you, gay nerd, Unnecessarily complicated, like a twenty sided dice, I just need someone to be the Dungeon Master of my life (Someone who knows that I’m not talking about a sex dungeon). Gay nerd, gay nerd, Do you exist? Wherefore art thou, gay Captain Kirk?