RED­SHIRT LOVE

DNA Magazine - - CONTENT - by Paul Amos.

Gay nerd, gay nerd, Do you ex­ist, Wherefore art thou? Are you a para­dox, Hid­ing in Schrödinge­r’s box? If I open it will you be dead or alive? Are you at comic-con, Dis­guised as the Fourth or Tenth Doc­tor? Will you be big­ger on the in­side? Are you a fan of Em­pire or Khan? I don’t mind if you’re at war or on a trek, As long as you want to go space (With me). Are you at the lo­cal comic book store, Flick­ing through back-is­sues of Jus­tice League Or Sand­man? I’d pre­fer Sand­man, but I’ll take ei­ther, If you’ll take me. Are you like a bad comic book movie, Poorly cast and dis­ap­point­ing? Or are you the amaz­ing ex­cep­tion, Per­fectly cast and… ex­actly like Robert Downey Jr. Will you be the proof that I have a heart? It seems like such a long path to find you, gay nerd, Un­nec­es­sar­ily com­pli­cated, like a twenty sided dice, I just need some­one to be the Dun­geon Mas­ter of my life (Some­one who knows that I’m not talk­ing about a sex dun­geon). Gay nerd, gay nerd, Do you ex­ist? Wherefore art thou, gay Cap­tain Kirk?

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