SWEET TWEETS

@lukasp It really doesn’t matter if your glass is half empty or half full. Be thankful that you have a glass and that there is wine in it. @Commongayboy It’s hard when your best friend is a 10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter. @rickygervais Remember, what matters most in life is retweeting quotes on Twitter that tell you what matters most in life. @markleggett Conspiracy theory for conspiracy theorists: Your conspiracy theories were planted by the government to distract you from real conspiracies. @Cher THIS IS MY HONEST 2 GOD “LAST” FAREWELL, FAREWELL TOUR, CAUSE I’LL BE DEAD. @TTMSonair Remember when we all died in 2012? @joelcreasey Whenever I book tickets and see $25+bf I say out loud “$25 FOR A BOYFRIEND? BARGAIN!” and then I continue to eat dinner alone. @thedaveywavey Fact: 700 years of human life have been spent watching my YouTube videos. @PureBredGay Loved @DNAmagazine’s Your DNA edition. Great stories, some of which were quite relatable. Wouldn’t mind seeing a repeat issue.