JESSE MULLIGAN

WE’RE A LITTLE BIT IN LOVE WITH THE NEW ZEALAND PROJECT HOST AFTER HIS SLY DIG AT NO VOTERS IN THE SAME-SEX MARRIAGE DEBATE.

“Hi Australia, this is New Zealand,” Jesse said in a to-camera piece on the show. “It’s come to our attention that you’re deciding whether or not to legalise gay marriage. And as your friend, we’d like to take a moment to urge you not to make the same mistake we did. It started with men marrying men and ladies marrying ladies, and before we knew it we were seeing dogs marry cats, cats marry birds, birds marry dogs and babies marry babies… Now people are living in cars, our native species are facing extinction and our waterways look like toilets. Did gay marriage cause these things? Sure, why not. Let’s go with that!” Watch the full report on YouTube. Meanwhile Jesse, could you take your top off?