ARMIE HAM­MER

DNA Magazine - - THE USA ISSUE -

At the re­quest of DNA’s Editor In Chief, we’re in­clud­ing Armie, “Just be­cause he’s so ridicu­lously hot!”

Fair enough. The un­be­liev­ably charm­ing, tal­ented, dreamy ac­tor did eat a cum-filled peach on screen in Call Me By Your Name. If that’s not com­mit­ment to one’s craft, we don’t know what is.

Oh, and ap­par­ently the guy is pack­ing a ham­mer in his pants. Ru­mour has it that Armie’s huge, dan­gly balls had to be edited out of Call Me By Your Name be­cause they were dis­tract­ing view­ers from the story. Take that to your spank bank! We cer­tainly will.

Armie, when you’re ready to be on the cover of the world’s best gay mag­a­zine, you know who to call.

(ABOVE) Armie with Ti­mothée Cha­la­met and that back rub in Call Me By Your Name; and (BE­LOW) with Henry Cav­ill in The Man From U.N.C.L.E.

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