YOU’VE GOT BIG GAY PROBLEMS… SHE’S GOT STRAIGHT-TALKING ANSWERS!
I am 52. I really like younger guys. I started dating a 25-year-old actor two weeks ago. We had planned to go out for dinner this week and he cancelled on me at the last minute. This is the second time he has done this. My friends tell me that I should start dating more mature guys, but I love the hot, young sexy boys. But they always end up breaking my heart. Are my friends right? Dear Daddy,
Einstein, or some other wise-ass motherfucker, said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Your friends are right. If you want a long-term relationship find a more mature guy. You can always keep yourself a hot piece of ass on the side when you want to get freaky. Who knows, maybe your new “age appropriate” partner will share your appreciation of hot-ass-naughty boys and the two of you can play away together. Honey, if you can get the best of both worlds, scoop it up! Dear Diva,
I have been dating a great guy for the last two months. He is gorgeous, the sex is amazing, and he is so kind and sensitive. We are getting along great. But he said something to me this week that really shocked me. He told me that he doesn’t think he is good enough for me and that I should find someone else. I don’t know what to do. How can I show him he is good enough for me? Dear Not Good Enough,
Oh, my poor, sweet, innocent child. I’ll just put away my umbrella as you must’ve come down in the last shower. He doesn’t mean it! This motherfucker obviously wants to move on. This is his cowardly way of telling you that he doesn’t want to be in a relationship with you. Fuck him. Move on. Find someone else. Men are like trains – there’ll be another one pulling into the stations in a few minutes, hopefully with less baggage in the overhead compartment. Dear Diva,
I have been living with my boyfriend for over three years. We live a great life. My boyfriend is very wealthy, but over this past year he has become more controlling. He doesn’t want me to go out with my friends. He calls me constantly to find out where I am and who I am with. He wants me to come straight home from work and I can only go to the gym with him. I am starting to feel like a prisoner.
Dear Prisoner Of Love,
This is what happens when you sell your soul (and your ass) to the devil for 30 pieces of silver. You got impressed by the good life and everything this man could offer. You do have choices. You can leave or you can stay. If you stay, don’t complain and whine. Accept his bullshit and shut the fuck up. If you have the balls to leave, do it now while you still have some dignity. Dear Diva,
I recently asked my boyfriend to move in with me and he’s keen for us take that next step. But… last week my brother asked me to move in with me. He lost his job – again. His lease is running out. He won’t be able to get a rental without a job. Yes, he is very irresponsible, but he’s my brother. He’s family. We’re supposed to support each other, right? I don’t know what to do.
Fuck your brother. You are not his mother. He needs to learn to stand on his own two feet. Go ahead with you plans to move your man in.
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