DEAR DIVA’S ADVICE
YOU’VE GOT BIG GAY PROBLEMS… SHE’S GOT STRAIGHT-TALKING ANSWERS!
Dear Diva, One of my friends has just had his relationship end. He and his partner lived together for almost three years. My friend is so devastated. His now-ex didn’t give him a reason for the break up, however, one of my other friends has told me ex is a big slut and has been sleeping around with so many different guys. My friend is doing his head in trying to understand what happened. Should I tell him the truth?
Dear Truth Fairy, Don’t interfere. If it’s true that he was a big ol’ man slut, the best thing he did was walk out of your friend’s life. Your friend deserves better than his sorry ass. Telling him that his man was fucking anything with a pulse will only add to his pain. His tears will soon dry and he will move on to find someone who can keep his dick in his pants.
Dear Diva, Last summer I went out on a few dates with a great guy. I really enjoyed being with him. But he told me after a few dates that he wasn’t ready for a serious relationship due to his depression. He said that he wants to get better before he moves ahead with me. It has been months since I’ve heard from him. I really want to call him, but I am not sure that I should. What if he’s just waiting to hear from me?
Dear Desperate To Date, Bitch, please! If he hasn’t called you that means he is not ready to talk to you. Didn’t you hear what the motherfucker told you? He was upfront and honest. Stop waiting by the phone and get your ass out of the house and find someone else.
Dear Diva, My man and I have had a very active sex life until recently. We used to have sex almost every day. Now we barely have sex once a month. Everything else seems fine with our relationship but I’m starting to wonder if he’s cheating on me.
Dear Paranoid, Calm the fuck down. Most couples don’t fuck like rabbits every day til the end of eternity. If you want to spice things up, go away for the weekend. Sometimes simply getting away from you daily routine can get your juices flowing again. I’m sure that you’ll be back to humping each other senseless very soon. But – reality check – the endless amazing sex in a relationship does tend to decrease over time. Don’t freak out! Especially if everything else is working.
Dear Diva, I think my boyfriend is cheating on me with his co-worker. He talks about him all the time. Lately he’s been going to him for advice. They go to the gym together and they text each other constantly. Should I ask him what’s going on?
Dear Suspicious Mind, It sounds like your man may be up to some shady shit. You need to sit his ass down and find out what the fuck is going on. Stop speculating. Ask that motherfucker if he is fucking this bitch. But… make sure that you are ready for his answer. He may just tell you the truth.