JUSTIN BIEBER

He used to pee in restaurant pot plants, drive intoxicated, assault limo drivers and spray graffiti in hotel rooms… Sadly, he’s found God at the famously un-gay-friendly church, Hillsong. And – yawn! – he’s marrying into Hollywood establishment: his fiancée is Hailey Baldwin, related to Kim Basinger and Alex Baldwin. We only hope that Bad-boy Biebs will be back (and bring some more great pop songs).