BURNTTOAST: WHAT READERS SAY.

The story in Month In A Minute about a couple of gay swans reminded me of a recent report about a gay Emperor Penguin couple at a Danish zoo who “abducted” a chick from another couple to raise as their own. Seems like birds are #representing Gay Pride! Good on ’em. Only thing is, they all need to cool it a bit on the aggro front – the swans were attacking people, and the penguins kidnapped some other penguins’ egg then gave them grief when they tried to get it back. Anyway, I bought your magazine for the first time the other day and I love it. Thank you. – James, Stornoway, Scotland

James, welcome to DNA! We love our gay penguins. A couple of years ago there was a sad story about a gay penguin couple who tried to hatch an egg-shaped stone.