KATE MILLER-HEIDKE FOR EUROVISION

No, don’t ask why Australia is in Eurovision. All you need to know is that our popopera diva is taking her Zero Gravity to represent us. SBS will broadcast the weekendlong event and DNA will be bringing special reports via our website. Stand by with your illuminated headpiece and gravity poll for the May 18 grand finale in Tel Aviv. (No, don’t ask why Israel is in Eurovision).