MANY HAPPY ENDINGS TO COME!
At last year’s DNA Christmas Pool Party, we gave away five Lelo F1s sex toys as prizes. Curious about the toy’s performance, we reached out to one of the winners and asked him to write a review. Here it is…
The Lelo F1s Developer’s Kit is touted as the next generation of male pleasure products, a state-of-theart sex toy boasting 360-degree stimulation, dual internal motors, SenSonic technology, performance sensors, cruise control, intensity level controls and Bluetooth compatibility.
I’m not sure what all that means and, really, at the end of the day, the success of a sex toy is in how amazing it makes your dick feel – the proof is in how well it stimulates your pudding!
Although I’m now a fan, my first experience with the device was an awkward and unsatisfying drunken fumble (sadly, reminiscent of a lot of sex in my early twenties).
I’d had one too many cocktails at the DNA Pool Party, where I’d won a Lelo F1s. I stumbled home, alone and horny, and eagerly tore off the beautiful packaging, excited about the prospect of the cutting-edge, high-tech masturbatory experience. There I was, naked and hard, only to find I had to charge it for a couple of hours. Battery free, the charging happens via USB. I like that in a sex toy!
Now, I’m not a terribly techy guy but I assumed I’d just be able to power up the Lelo
F1s, stick it on, and together we’d wildly vibrate our way up to Cloud 9 where we’d live together happily ever after – forever! But it was far from satisfying as I simultaneously and cluelessly tried to navigate the app, my phone, an iPad with some porn and the Lelo F1s with lubey hands and a waning enthusiasm.
It turns out, I discovered later, that like most technological devices, you really need to read the manual to drive this thing. It wasn’t obvious where to find detailed instructions and I felt the Quick Start Guide was a bit lacking. I later found the full user manual on the Lelo website and that’s when the magic started to happen.
Subsequent sessions with it have been significantly more satisfying and I feel there’s still a lot of learning and experimenting left to
be done – and I think we are going to be very happy together.
Just putting your dick in the device isn’t enough. You need play around to discover how to apply the pressure and movement that will
Like most technological devices, you really need to read the manual to drive this thing… Once I found the full user manual, that’s when the magic started to happen.
heighten your pleasure. But once you find its sweet spots, its pure penis heaven!
There’s also a little window that allows you to see your dick stretching out the silicone sleeve, which was very hot.
Afterwards, just give it a little wash to clean. It’s so easy.
Using your smartphone, you are in the driver’s seat, making adjustments on the app to vary vibrations and speed. My first inclination was to turn everything up to maximum level for the most intense sensation but I look forward to spending time exploring the more subtle nuance that the device offers. Ultimately it is designed to stimulate the nerves in your willy and I’m sure they will become more sensitive to this type of stimulation with regular use.
The geekier chaps out there can use the Software Developer’s Kit to further customise their experience, allowing control of the features that most tickle your own pickle.
There are a few negatives. It makes an offputting noise when you stick your dick into the silicone sleeve. It terrified my dog, who came running in to see if I needed protecting, which isn’t that sexy. But that became less of an issue to me each time I used it.
It also disconnects and turns off if your phone goes to sleep mode, so it’s a good idea to appropriately adjust your phone settings if you are in for a nice long session.
But, all in all, the Lelo F1s and I are in for a long and happy life together.
It’s definitely a modern gay love story with undoubted multiple happy endings!