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That explains why everyone’s grovels all resemble each other...

- Bob Franken

IS it me, or has anyone else noticed that when someone is exposed for wrongdoing, the responses all seem similar?

No matter whether someone is overheard saying something racist, credibly accused of sexual harassment or caught in some incredibly egregious act, if the person decides that it’s futile to dispute the charge, his (or her) apology looks like it came from the same mea culpa template.

Somewhere in each one, there will be words to the effect that he or she has had a lapse in judgment, is sorry that he or she caused harm or distress and, this is my favourite of all, “This is not the person I am.”

It’s not just individual­s who eat the very same humble pie, but corporatio­ns too, when they’re caught in some awful act.

Let’s take a certain hospital in the American city of Baltimore, the University of Maryland Medical Centre, which on a very cold night was taped “patient dumping”.

A passer-by shot video of an incoherent woman being taken out by security guards, wearing only a flimsy convalesce­nt gown, ancd abandoned at a bus stop. Had the guy with the camera not interceded, there’s every reason to believe that she would have frozen to death.

Sure enough, when the facilities administra­tor realised that the inhumane treatment had been inescapabl­y proven, he had no choice but to face a news conference. And what did he say? You guessed it: “We firmly believe what occurred Tuesday night does not reflect who we are.”

I’m left with the impression that when someone uses the “not who I am” phrase, that’s exactly who they are. All the person is trying to do is wriggle out of the mess.

And that explains why everyone’s grovels all resemble each other.

Many, if they can afford it, quickly go out and hire a crisis manager, a glorified PR person. Their loads of Crisis Response Altering Perception­s all sound the same. For that they get big bucks.

Then we have those who never say they’re sorry. They have decided never to show any remorse about their disgusting comments or conduct. I’m thinking, of course, of a certain president of the United States. He has concluded that even hinting at second thoughts shows weakness, and from a tactical point of view, he’s usually right.

So when he states something that’s blatantly racist, he can swat the outrage away by denying he ever said what he said, even when there are witnesses.

“I’m not a racist. I am the least racist person you have ever interviewe­d, that I can tell you.” Yep, he’s said that. And his support base laps it up.

Then you have the accessorie­s before and after the fact, accomplice­s who filter their every utterance through their ambition. They are the ones who curry favour with their leader because they’ve calculated that it will be in their self-interest.

Do these words sound familiar? “I do not recall the president saying those comments specifical­ly.”

Our social and political discourse has gotten that moronic.

Polite or impolite, it’s still pathetic. ■

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