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Ah, European summer. Equal parts delightful – picturesque swimming spots, Aperol spritz-fuelled lunches, golden tans aplenty – and insane – crowds of locals and tourists, incredulous inflation. This season, long-established hotspots like Mykonos, Ibiza and Capri will be pulsating with music and merrymakers, but zoom a little further in on Google Maps and you’ll find a few extra-special islands only the natives know about...