STAR WARS, STAR WARS, EV­ERY­WHERE

Empire (Australasia) - - Comment -

The shame­less pro­pa­ganda has to stop. Yes, we all love ar­ti­cles about Star Wars, but put­ting sub­lim­i­nal ref­er­ences in the cross­words is go­ing too far. You claim the Oc­to­ber is­sues cross­word ana­gram was Shane Black, but it’s clearly Canka Sh­leb, the Death Star’s head of HR. Michael Dou­glas? Rub­bish! It was Amalush Doglice, tenor drain­pipe in the cantina band. Emilia Clarke? More like Maarl

Lick­iee, well-known Ewok waxer. Come on, Em­pire. I can’t spend all my time de­cod­ing this stuff. I have to go to work at some point.

IAN SIM­MONS, VIA EMAIL

You’ve found us out, Ian! Well done. You have been ap­pointed Em­pire’s new head Star Wars nerd. (Sorry, but just like Chewie you also don’t get a medal for your achieve­ment.)

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