Hi Simon! How are you?
Hi! I’m trying to figure out what I’m doing now.
We’re on the Slaughterhouse Rulez set — what’s today’s plan?
I’ve just got a little scene with Michael [Sheen]. Michael and I always wanted to be in a scene together so we can prove that we’re not the same person.
So this will put an end to the conspiracy theory, then.
Absolutely! It’ll finally put that to rest. Although there’ll be split screen theories and all sorts.
They can do wonders now with CGI.
I know! Look at Armie Hammer.
Congratulations on the production company [Stolen Picture, set up with Nick Frost] by the way. Have you got lots lined up?
Yeah, we’ve got a slate, and the majority of it will probably be television because that seems to be where the most fertile ground is at the moment. We’ll make films intermittently for the love of it, but certainly not for the money, because there’s not much money in low-budget filmmaking. It’s exciting. Nick and I are feeling a bit like business people. We’ve got meetings with lawyers and things. It’s kind of weird.
SLAUGHTERHOUSE RULEZ WILL BE RELEASED TBC 2019