In the words of the old Warner Brothers cartoons’ pint-sized gangster Rocky, “I dunno how yaz dunnit, but I know yaz dunnit!” You read my mind. How you managed to put articles on so many of my favourite subjects into a single issue defies modern, or even ancient science. Tarantino. Avengers: Endgame. Spidey. Peter Jackson. Dark Phoenix. The Blair Witch Project. Tolkien. Scorsese. American Werewolf. Can... can you actually see me right now? Wait, how many fingers am I holding up? Whoah. Damn you’re good. You can bet a six-pack of choc tops I’ll be renewing my subscription. But then, you already knew that, didn’t you?
RAY MILCZARSKI, HAMILTON VIC
You bet we did. We even know that you’re reading a copy of Empire AT THIS PRECISE MOMENT.