Need a hand?
D o you have problems getting it up? I did, but this month I went to see a specialist and it’s transformed my life. It’s something us bikers like to keep under wraps, but help is at hand… The first step is admitting you’ve got a problem, which I did over dinner to Pretty Boy Stevens. I was expecting an evening of piss takes, but the BSB fledgling confessed he shared the same constraint and likewise wanted to do something about it. A phone call to the Stunt Asylum proved just the ticket and after a day of grafting that resulted in blistered palms, we both came away much more manly than when we’d arrived; we could wheelie!
The proof’s in this issue, as we’ve done a full review of the experience, which caters for everyone from beginners to nutters and all those in between. Be warned, once you’ve learned the techniques, you’ll be getting it up everywhere, even when it’s inappropriate. I know this because that’s been the theme of my month that’s seen me hoisting mingers as far south as Goodwood, where I gave Hutchy’s TT winning BMW S1000RR superbike some unwarranted abuse, as well as up in Scotland, where my Blade got treated to some air time. Me and Neil went up there to do some scratching, and we didn’t come back disappointed. That place is a biking goldmine, as you’ll discover if you check out our tales from over the border. Yep, it’s been an epic month, and I hope you can say the same.
But the fun doesn’t stop there, as Fagan’s impressive cover skills showcase. That man’s never had a problem in any department, and especially not when it comes to rinsing the living daylights out of supersport 600 machines. He’s been riding dirty in a bid to show us why 600s are far from dead, and why you should seriously think about buying one; be it a used example or a showroom fresh jobbie. It’s a sector people unfortunately overlook these days, but there’s no greater fun than making a small bike work hard and feeling like you’ve owned it. Can you relate to that experience? It’s a great sensation, so if not, make sure to read up on all the lolz you could be having, because we don’t want you missing out in anyway whatsoever. Remember, bigger isn’t always better, apart from when it is. And on that confusing note, I’ll leave you to your read. Enjoy!