TWEETS OF THE MONTH

THE REAL PLAYERS

Sam Allardyce (yes, the real one)

@Officialbigsam Remember to get your @Beyonce tickets tomorrow! She is live at the @Stadiumoflight on Jun 28 & I hear she is a secret @Sunderlandafc fan too

Memphis Depay

@Memphis The most important news of the past transfer deadline, lucky me.

Chris Waddle

@chriswaddle93 Come on om [Olympique Marseille] who the f##k is PSG

THE FAKES

Arsene Wenger

@wengerknowsbest Has Mr Kroenke bought a ranch in Texas for £500m? I believe yes. Can it chip in little bit with goals from midfield? Not especially.

Kevin Keegan

@Galactickeegan

I’m also feeling blue about turning 70. People say that age is just a number, but if you write it like ‘seventy’ then, for me, it’s a word.

YOU @FOURFOURTWO

Chris Daddow

@Chris_daddow The cover of @Fourfourtwo this month is not helping with my #Guardiola disappointment rehab.

Simon Peacock

@Thesimonpeacock New @Fourfourtwo came out at a perfect time for Man City fans, didn’t it? Perhaps they knew something we didn’t. #Intheknow #Guardiola

David Clements

@dclements54 @Fourfourtwo timed their cover man right for latest release. #Guardiola