THE CLASSICS

Diamond Lights

Hoddle and Waddle’s infamous 1987 ditty stormed Top of the Pops and delivered an epic sleeve photo shoot for the ages. Synth-pop heaven. All together now: “Darling, I love you!”

East Germany kit – 1974

Living in a notorious Stasi state may have had its downsides, but the DDR’S shirt for their sole World Cup is pure kit porn.

Rosettes

Decades-old shots of crucial FA Cup ties are nothing without a humble, homemade rose in club colours. Someone please bring them back.