TWEETS

@landondonovan Two hours ago, I had more career World Cup goals than Ronaldo, clearly making me the better player. Then he scored a hat-trick...

@norock Someone’s ripped off Richard Osman’s World Cup idea and is doing it with football.

@eaamalyon It’s what Lenin would have wanted, stuck between the Adidas fan shop and Cocacola tent. #Footballfamily @Sachinnakrani I want Mark Lawrenson to commentate on my funeral. “Nice coffin... not!”

@andi_thomas Every time that I see Jorge Sampaoli I think, ‘Wow, Andre Agassi is *really* angry now’.

@Yokhin Security guy at Luzhniki: What is that bottle-shaped object in your bag? Me: It’s a bottle. The guy: OK, go ahead.