Ramon Vega

Who?

The Swiss defender has the distinction of being the only man to feature twice in FFT’S rundown of the worst players at each English League club, for Tottenham and Watford. A League Cup winner with the former in 1998, the noted polyglot once spoke of his love of English because “it’s great to swear in”.

Too f**king right. A life relaxing in sunny Marbella post-retirement?

He did start a soccer school there. Mainly, Ramon’s been busy making £15 million as the founder of an eponymous asset management and real estate company developing hotels. Who says footballers haven’t got brains?

Another day, another dollar?

He tried and failed to purchase Portsmouth in 2009, but the sky really is the limit now for Vega. In 2015 he was on the cover of Hedge magazine, so how long before he’s battling Lord Sugar to become the true wolf of White Hart Lane?