THE CLASSICS

Super Soccer

The ’92 SNES epic changed the view from bird’s-eye to behind one goal. If you attacked the far goal, though, you’d be better off using binoculars.

Handlebar moustaches

Everyone loves a bit of face fuzz, but the Victorian gentlemen who first brought football to worldwide appeal sported the pristine ’tache best. Fine work, old boy!

Muddy pitches

There’s no greater leveller in football than a quagmire of a pitch to bring a silky side down to a cloggers’ talent. Carpet-like surfaces are so overrated.