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CHAMPIONSHIP 1st SCOTTISH CUP Fifth Round LEAGUE CUP Second Round TOP SCORER Billy Mckay (20)

FANFILE CULLAN BRUCE @Cullanbruce4

This season will be different because we’re in the Premiership! We’re quite good going forward, but need to bring in more attacking players. I won’t be happy unless we reach a cup semi-final. It’s not so unrealistic. We’re a match for anyone on our day. Our most underrated player is Liam Fontaine. A solid defender who rarely puts a foot wrong. The best away ground is Ibrox – hearing Penny Arcade is amazing. The best away fans are Celtic’s – they always sell out their allocation. The player I’d happily drive to another club is Kenny van der Weg, though I’d probably need a bus to fit in all the players who won’t be good enough for this level next season. The opposition player I secretly admire is Aaron Doran from our rivals Inverness. He’s a winger who would fit into our team nicely. Our best celebrity fan is singer Lewis Capaldi. He once wore a Staggies shirt. The one change I’d make to the club would be to make tickets cheaper for all ages. We only ever manage to sell out when the big clubs come to town. The best Staggies social media account is @Thestaggies. They always have the latest transfers and rumours. The signature local dish is the macaroni pie at Deas bakery. The other recommendation for away fans is a pint in The Mallard. Best pub around – good service and people. Our key player will be the wideman Michael Gardyne [below]. He’s scored the most goals in our entire history, has bags of experience and can also create a goal from absolutely nothing. The fans’ opinion of the gaffers is that we’ve got two! Co-managers [and former players] Stuart Kettlewell and Steven Ferguson [above] are very popular and shouldn’t come under any pressure if we avoid relegation. If they left, they should be replaced by former manager Derek Adams, who knows the club inside out and got us promoted to the Premiership for the first time in our history in 2012. We’ll finish 9th, above the relegation play-off spot. Just.