They did. The phrase ‘ Mad as a Hatter’ stems from inhaling mercury fumes, supposedly. When’s the most furious you’ve ever been?

I’m not generally a madman. I’m quite a calm motorist and don’t understand road rage. People make mistakes, so we shouldn’t get upset, but I did get angry with someone in the office recently. The F- word came out and then I slammed a door. It was only over two tickets and a parking spot, but that’s rare now. You mellow out when you’re older.

“I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY A NICE STRAW BOATER HAT. I MIGHT GO FOR IT ON THE NEXT LADS’ HOLIDAY...”