THE ORIGINAL CROUCH

Even the 6ft 7in former England striker would have to concede that he’d come off second best in a stand- off with ex- Czech Republic battering ram Jan Koller. The Bond villain- in- waiting remains his country’s top scorer of all time with 55 goals in 91 games, and that imposing 6ft 8in frame also helped the frontman to become a Bundesliga winner at Borussia Dortmund in 2002. Sometimes, just being absolutely massive will work wonders.