5 THINGS YOU’LL LEARN INSIDE

1

Which popular football animal was furiously berated by the Iranian president

2

Who traversed Hyde Park in a motorised bath of oranges with Vic Reeves

3

Which forward angrily took a knife to the tyres of Sir Bobby Robson

4

Which player met his wife after partying with the son of Colonel Gaddafi

5

Which fans’ favourite nearly punched Rafael Benitez in the face at Liverpool