MORE GOALS FROM GOALKEEPERS

Only one thing can equal the excitement of a stray keeper in the box – the nutcase actually bloody scoring. Alisson’s astonishing winner at West Brom in May reminded us all why we love the genre so; that Labrador- esque bound of a wild custodian, followed by chaos. The National League play- off final went wild too, with Torquay’s Lucas Covolan notching a 95th- minute leveller against Hartlepool, then saving the resulting shootout’s first two penalties… and still ending up losing. More madness, please.