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“You’re supposed to, you’re supposed to, you’re supposed to be a gnome” – to the rather short defender Danny Jackman.

@ jimmneal

When Gary Mcallister was playing for Leeds against West Ham in the ’ 90s, there was a campaign at the Boleyn around chlamydia. Posters everywhere. So Leeds fans were chanting, “We’ve got Mcallister, you’ve got chlamydia…” Priceless. @ Sherlockjoe

“Your dad’s a cucumber” to opposition keeper Dean Gerken. Craig Shearer Buckland

Newcastle away to Monaco [ above]: “In your Monaco slums; you look in the dustbin for something to eat, you find a dead lobster and think it’s a treat; in your Monaco slums…”

Craig Nicholson

“We’re going to deep fry your pizzas” – Scotland fans to Italians in 2008. Adam Codd

Solihull Moors vs Wycombe in the FA Cup. The referee keeps telling players grappling in the box to “RELAX!” Cue spontaneous rendition of Frankie Goes To Hollywood from the away end…

@ Tom_ Hancock_

Manchester City fans singing “he wears the club shop” to Tony Pulis.

Alex Kirkley

“Sing when you’re fishing” – Millwall’s fans to Grimsby’s.

@ Zedsdadbaby

At a recent cup replay, there was a bad foul from a Yeovil player. Cue Weymouth fans singing, “You dirty northern bastards...” Zac Gasnola

Chester City vs St Albans, FA Trophy in 2001. St Albans fans chanted, “We’re more Roman, we’re more Roman, we’re more Roman than you’ll ever be.”

@ Matthewnewby

“Knowing me, knowing you, PAHARS.” Wayne Michael Horobin

Singing to Jermaine Easter, “You’re not as good as Christmas.”

Jason Sykes

Walsall vs Forest Green. Rovers player went down injured and the Saddlers fans started singing, “He’s eating our grass, he’s eating our grass; that vegan bastard, he’s eating our grass.” @ Leewfc09

333 SPINE LINE: “‘ When Ferguson says, “I don’t like him”, it’s the biggest compliment I could have’

– from the unforgiving gob of Mino Raiola,” says a spot- on Brian Lee. Cracked the Spine Line? Enter now

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