Caps off

Usually we don’t recommend popping off bottle caps with your mouth, lest you wind up with a bloody lip and a hefty dentist bill. When it comes to this beardy bottle opener, though, we say, “Do it! Shove it in! Tear off that lid, we’re thirsty!” (Except it comes from French brand Cookut, so maybe, “Allez! J’ai soif!” would be more appropriate.) Find a beanie-topped Frenchman of your own for $21 at thesupercool.com