7TH HEAVEN DEAD SEA MUD

At one point many years ago, the world decided that face masks needed to be clay- and mud-associated colours, and no other tints would suffice. Why did that happen? What a bunch of sheep we were, going along with this sham! Now that I’ve had the pleasure of smearing an aqua-blue mud all over my face, I’m never going back to that greyscale life! Apparently, this detoxifying mask is made by “veggie herbalists” from pressed lavender, chopped seaweed and crushed sea salt straight from the Dead Sea. The Dead Sea is all the way near Jordan! Now I’m putting it on my face in Australia! We are one world! The smell reminded me of cheap aftershave, but I do think it decongested my skin a little. On the packet, a woman wearing the mask has flowers bursting from her eyeballs. That did not happen to me. SS