BURT’S BEES INTENSE HYDRATION TREATMENT MASK

Of all products tested, this one wins the award for Most Dramatic Marketing. The blurb on the back states: “Deep in the windswept hills of the Mediterranean, a lone plant fights for its life against the elements. Clary sage not only survives, but thrives in its harsh environment, because of its ability to trap and retain moisture.” Truly, this masochistic shrub can teach us a great deal about blossoming amongst loneliness and hardship. Inspirational. I slopped the cream onto my hands and rubbed it into my face, allowing the botanical extract to penetrate my skin with its warrior-like endurance (but only for 10 minutes). The mask did smell pleasant and left my skin feeling smooth. I am hopeful that if I use this regularly, the clary sage will infuse its herby magic into my general character and transform me into a resilient, independent goddess. Is that too much to ask? DF