PURE SMILE CAT MASK

The furry community is one I have never been able to fully wrap my head around, but, nonetheless, have more sympathy for than the internet seems to. So, I figured this product might help a non-furry understand. The packaging asks, “Will you be a cat?”, and I replied with a hesitant, “Let’s hope so!” Peeling it back revealed a mask coated in a foul-smelling moisture and decorated with a cartoony cat face (black whiskers, pink nose – the usual). Placing the mask on correctly required a lot of tweaking to protect against accidental suffocation, and the end result had me looking less like a cute kitty, and more like a hell demon who had popped up from the underworld and decided to rob a servo. I messaged my sister a no-context photo of me in the mask, and her reply, verbatim, was: “Why is this happening?” I tended to agree with her. DF