SENSODYNE DAILY CARE TOOTHPASTE

There’s no gloss on this package. This is a toothpaste that suggests if you get your teeth brushed quickly enough, you can still make the early-bird special at the RSL. This is a toothpaste for someone who gets their taxes in on time, wears sensible shoes, and helps their nan cross the street. Sensodyne is not here to muck about. It doesn’t care about winning you over. It couldn’t give two shits what you think. Your teeth are sensitive; Sensodyne is not. Its texture is just solid enough; its taste is tangy without being overwhelming. It’s like brushing your teeth with a comfortable loafer. If you’re just here to do business and go about your day, Sensodyne is the paste for you. Also, you should call your nan. It only takes a minute and she misses you. You know that hearing from you always makes her day.