AESOP POST-POO DROPS

Oh, you fancy, huh? First up, we have to acknowledge that this is a pointless product, as anyone who goes to Aesop for their toiletries clearly already believes their shit don’t stink. Does the small droplet applicator make you feel like a mad scientist concocting a truly bizarre and upsetting chemical experiment? Yes. That much is undeniable. This is also the only product audacious enough to both announce itself plainly and clearly as ‘post-poo drops’ and include a French translation of that phrase immediately underneath. It’s like a nihilist on the streets of Paris, taking a drag of a cigarette and whispering, “I poop. And so what. I also die. As do we all. Every day.” As a statement piece on your cistern, the Aesop drops declare to your guests that, while it’s undeniable that at some point you will defecate, it will only be remnants of the finest cheeses.