AIR WICK REED DIFFUSER

The Air Wick reed diffuser is not a full-on toilet-attacking product. It prefers a zen-like approach, slowly but constantly adding fragrance to the room, in the hopes that anyone entering will think, “Why, what a gorgeous smell! I can only assume no one has ever excreted anything terrible and disgusting in this place!” This is the optimist’s toilet air freshener. When times are good, the air sings with delight – you’ll dance on the sweet scent of freesia and jasmine emerging from an aesthetically pleasing container that says, “Even when I’m trying to adjust the smells in my bathroom, I do it with style and flair.” But when times are bad, the indirect nature of the reed diffuser’s scent dissemination is its downfall. As you battle the terrible stench of sin emerging from the bad seat in your bathroom, you’ll stare at the reeds ever-so-slowly diffusing a counter-scent and curse yourself for being so short-sighted.