One swell skirt

Ahoy, me hearties! You’d best batten down the hatches, ’cos we reckon there’ll be a flurry when all you landlubbers get a load of this porthole-inspired skirt. It’s made to order by one Sara Bergman and costs around 141 gold doubloons (though official currency is preferred). Oh buoy! If it floats your boat, we anchor-age you to float on over to ilovesarabergman.com, for shore.