Alice nightingale

Keep your minds out of the gutter, would you? You’re simply looking at some sweet purple eggplants, hand-stitched by Brisbane lady Alice Nightingale for the sole purpose of adding some pizzazz to your lobes. Nothing suss, but very limited-edition, with only 10 pairs being made all up. So if you’re done with your sniggering, pop over to alicenightingale. com with $80, quicksmart.