the furry wrecking ball
Those wide eyes and that sweet, unabashed mew can only mean one thing: your precious moggie is about to go claw-first on a destructive rampage. Hide that delicate blanket crocheted by your nan, pop your favourite ceramic knick-knacks in the cupboard and, if you fancy, commemorate the moment with this very factual patch from Stay Home Club. It has a nifty adhesive backing so you can stick it anywhere you please – including your cat’s bed, as a reminder that a savage beast dwells within. Around $11, stayhomeclub.com